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Here is a photo of Tiger Woods biting an apple just because he is Tiger Woods:

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In Neilsville, Wisconsin, 49-year-old woman Mary Strey called 911 to report herself drunk. Strey had been driving three miles east of Neilsville, when she called in to say, “I don’t want to hurt anybody. I’m drunk.”

She was instructed to pull over with her hazards on, which she did until a police officer came to the scene. She was cited with a misdemeanor charge of drunken driving.

I understand that it may be weird for someone to report themselves to 911, especially when they are drunk, but Strey actually did the smart thing in this situation.

Check out this scene as famous rapper Slim Thug is checked out by the police:

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Notice something funny about Tiger’s smile?

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