Jim Carrey

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Odd news doesn’t stop coming. Check out this headline: “Shotgun drawn after brothers argue about sandwich“. How on earth could a sandwich cause someone to draw a shotgun, especially if they are related? Well, I guess it really depends on the sandwich.

It must suck to be caught with anything pertaining to porn if you are a guy. This guy tried to defend himself. Check out his cover: “Fla. man blames cat paws for child porn downloads“. Child porn? Anyone who likes that kind of stuff has issues. Unbelievable.

This mouse is a gangster. You want to know why? Check out the headline: “Mouse builds nest egg in ATM with $20 bills“. That mouse is materialistic. It kind of reminds me of the movie Dumb & Dumber where Jim Carrey is blowing his nose with money and using bills as tissues. Funny part in the movie.

That’s all for todays report. Check back to see tomorrow’s!